Dave Dangerous and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Writing is just the latest in a long list of accomplishments for J.W. Hailstones. Previously J.W. has been the Ukrainian Disco Dancing Champion (twice), Public Lavatory cleaner and Prime Minister of Antarctica.

J.W.’s other accomplishments have been as the inventor of humming, the first person to grow grass in space and as the discoverer of water.

J.W. also made a full scale model of Canada out of bananas.

J.W. lives in the largest of the Great Pyramids, which he built with the bits left over from the second largest of the Great Pyramids (which he built also).

J.W.’s favorite food isn’t Cabbage.