Contact
By Mail
Use a carrier pigeon. Tell the pigeon to go to the biggest of the three pyramids and to knock on the door three times (but not on Wednesdays, J.W. gets his hair done on Wednesdays)
jw@davedangerous.com
By email
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In Person
If you can find J.W. then by all means talk to him. A word of warning! Don't under any circumstances use the words 'the', 'a', 'picnic', 'if' and 'spangle'. J.W. is allergic to these words and will develope a rash unless they are spoken in Nepalese.
“Never mind the book. Who made that smell?”
- The author’s mother.