How do you:

Escape from being hung above a tank of hungry sharks?

Become friends with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (whose real names are John, Paul, George and Ringo)?

Slip from the clutches of an evil hotel manager and his idiot Cyclops assistant?

Win the most important soccer game of the year against a tribe of nasty yellow Goblins?

Outwit an Ogre who thinks he’s the greatest actor in the world?

Find a couple of missing persons who just happen to be the aunt and uncle of the most annoying girl you had ever met?

Dave Dangerous found out how to do all of those things while he was on vacation in San Diego. He had to save the world too but he didn’t get extra credit for that so it’s not really worth talking about......or is it?